#Sam’s tlg human au

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The cuteness aggression got his ass ;-;

I guess I have a human AU now lol

He sounds like a squeaky dog toy lmao

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In terms of the larger plot, in the XF Mulder gets the Russian vaccine in season 4, while Scully gets the USA vaccine in the first film, so they are canonically both immune. In XF Season 8x18 Vienen, some of the oil rig workers from South America are naturally immune to Black Oil. So I thought I'd stick these elements together for the AU so Kara, Lena and their child Ruby are immune. For Lena, I'm calling it the luck of the Irish ;) Being a bastard is saving the world!

If you wonder why I know this much about the XF, I reviewed every episode. I appreciate your applause.

Lena is totally the person who asks why she doesn't get kidnapped, and wine and cheese (or beer and a movie) really doesn't lighten the glare Lena gives Kara for her comment. Brainy is totally making her tactical heels though, so she can sword fight anyone who tries.

You know what, Kara may not be able to fly her and Lena to crime scenes, but she can fly TLG. That way, games' night and tech support can be continuous, and the FBI books look good as Kara and Lena still book two motel rooms but TLG have one and Kara and Lena have the other! James/Guardian can always help Kara on cases. TLG love that they get accommodation (and car mileage) paid for my Uncle Sam.

I haven't played D&D since third edition, so I'm hoping they still have classes and alignments, and dice. My group had large and useable fabric stuffed dice, so when rolls went wrong (natural 1, anyone?), launching them at the DM didn't cause damage. So... do they play themselves in campaigns, or who they want to be? Because Kara playing a rogue would be hilarious because she never sneaks anywhere and can't keep a secret for toffee.

I love deciding who Krycek is by who is the most annoying! For other characters, how about Cat Grant as Skinner? The woman who has made it to AD of the FBI in a man's world, and is determined to protect the women in the Bureau from the mysogyny she's endured. Lucy Lane as Doggett, the military people with an open mind? Nia Nall as Reyes, the woman who most definitely believes in aliens, the Occult and dream interpretation. Nia gets on amazingly with equally hippy Alex. Eliza is still Kara's Earth Mom, who gets to babysit Ruby (when Alex lets her) while her moms have a full time job. Actually, Lena's probably going to be the legal parent because her DNA is human and she's got the money to be a single parent. Because you can't work with your spouse/co-parent at the FBI.

Ooo, just thought about the Russian roulette scene in Pusher. Kara's like, please don't shoot me in the face because you'll know I'm a bulletproof alien (that would be a big identity reveal). She could grab the gun and crush it. She could superspeed Pusher out the window. So many scenarios where Kara wrestles between keeping her biology secret vs prioritising Lena's feelings.

Oh, oh! Wardrobe! Are these dorks wafting around in burgundy and navy trenchcoats?

supercorp x files au!!!

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TLG human designs?? WhaaaaAAAAaaaatt???????

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Girl has orchestrated classist murder plots but you'd never know <3